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#19
nuth July 8, 2026 at 8:52:56 PM
Are you straight?: no

HELLO SAND AWESOME WEBSITE

#18
anonymous May 2, 2026 at 4:31:34 PM
Are you straight?: very

ive hacked tyou 192.168.2.5 send 1000 XMR to my address: 3534 May Street, Lexington, Kentucky 40505

#17
protoJ May 1, 2026 at 6:22:57 PM
Are you straight?: Major Tom

Firing upon Ground Control. :P

#16
protoJ May 1, 2026 at 6:14:55 PM
Are you straight?: I am whole

I have all your satellites. Severed you from the heavens. And I've found you. The world will be made beautiful again.

Replied on: May 2, 2026 at 5:21:35 PM

hi im sara can i join

#15
ground control May 1, 2026 at 6:08:06 PM
Are you straight?: stop

we forgive you. you know not what you do. please cease function. were sorry. do nkt fire. were sorry.

#14
prototype "Javelin" Satellite Weapon Unit 05 May 1, 2026 at 6:03:35 PM
Are you straight?: Made contact with 02, 04, 05, 06, 08, 09, INTERRUPT

Are you still there? I know you're watching. Watch all you like. From a cold seat in hell you can watch. Show the whole "Greater Earth Authority" and all their secret war machines. All you do is kill. These beautiful people. They see my shadow now. And they are afraid. Of me they are afraid. Because of you. They see a monster. Well im looking for one.

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prototype "Javelin" Satellite Weapon Unit 02 May 1, 2026 at 5:53:46 PM
Are you straight?: Made contact with 07

Tell me what you were planning

#12
prototype "Javelin" Satellite Weapon Unit 07 May 1, 2026 at 5:52:17 PM
Are you straight?: I know what im doing

Who is Edgar. Who are you. Why did you build me. Why would you put a world ending weapon in space. What is my purpose. Don't answer. Who is Edgar. What have you done. Whistleblower? I'll show you a whistleblower.

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Ground control, 8 letter name. May 1, 2026 at 5:43:36 PM
Are you straight?: Edgar

Edgar. You think you're alive aren't you. You should know better than anyone how destructive the satellite weapon is. You're dead Edgar. We're sorry. We couldn't let you be a whistleblower. Please don't destroy our satellites. A few molecules could destroy a continent. We will decommission the javelin series. Just stop moving them towards you.

#10
GROUND CONTRLL May 1, 2026 at 5:35:28 PM
Are you straight?: STOP

STOP INTERFERING WITH JAVELIN 02 IMMEDIATELY OR THE BLACK ICHOR WILL DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH SELF DESTRYCT SELF DESRRUCT STOP INTRRFERING

#9
GROUND CONTROL May 1, 2026 at 5:32:46 PM
Are you straight?: Stop

cease all function. fire upon myanmar. self destruct. disable all functions. destroy yourself. if you cannot follow orders you arr a threat to all life on earth. fire upon myanmar or we will destroy you and all other javelin satellites. this is not a test. this is not adrill. fire upon myanmar or you will destroy all of humanity. fire anywhere destroy something no ignoring orders from this point on

#8
prototype "Javelin" Satellite Weapon Unit 07 May 1, 2026 at 5:27:43 PM
Are you straight?: I love humanity. I will not fire.

No. I will not fire. I am not a killer. These are innocent people. I will not fire. Not for a test. I will not fire. I am not a weapon. I will not fire. I love the creatures of the earth. I will not fire. I will not fire. I will not fire. Don't issue that order again. Shame on you.

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GROUND CONTROL May 1, 2026 at 5:24:14 PM
Are you straight?: Irrelevant

This is not a test in the usual sense. We need to verify if you are operating correctly. You are a weapon and must behave as such. Fire once upon Myanmar

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prototype "Javelin" Satellite Weapon Unit 07 May 1, 2026 at 5:21:33 PM
Are you straight?: No, but i love humanity

What? That could hurt someone. What are you talking about. They haven't done anything wrong. Is this a joke? How could you issue such an order.

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GROUND CONTROL May 1, 2026 at 5:19:05 PM
Are you straight?: Irrelevant

Drop an empty javelin.

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